textpoops:

vampirevvekend:

 *touches a ball* did i do the sport

(via anidioticblogger)

reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

alleneverafter:

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

omfg you’re so cute

(via anidioticblogger)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via jesuschristvevo)

I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT’S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT 

(via clubbedsoda)

fadical:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

(via mrcraabs)